Thursday, June 30, 2022

Guide To Amsterdam (For Visiting Americans)

Follow the mother holding her child’s hand
through the Red Light District.

Smile at the working girls 
dressing rose-colored windows.

Spend an afternoon in a coffeeshop 
with an Englishman named Bob 
and a joint called ‘Cheese’.

Order a jenever──
remember to bend and sip
before picking it up.

Stand aside for an army of bicyclists;
they have the right-of-way.

Observe ancient church rituals
older than the promise of the New World.

Tour the Anne Frank House
and marvel at the unbeatable tenacity 
of creation.

Drop by The Book Exchange:  
donate one well-read;
leave with a promising new companion.

Traverse the canals at dusk
with fellow travelers you have never met.

Break the provincial bread; 
indulge the chocolates, frites, beers, cheeses.  
Try the soused herring.

Tell a self-deprecating joke
about American tourists──
their laughter is your passport.

Everybody speaks English, 
but you curry favor
with your fumbling attempts at Dutch.

Wander without a destination
through the cobble-stoned 
City Centrum district.

Languish at midnight 
in your third-story bedroom window
and behold a city that has exorcised 
the demons of puritan austerity, 
suffered and bled for it,
and emerged a wise 
and mischievous 
soul.


**First published in Beyond Words Literary Magazine
**Illustration by Morgane Xenos