Friday, March 1, 2019

PsyOps Theater (Desert Storm)





 

Dear American Soldier,

are you prepared to die

for a barrel of oil?

 

Dear Iraqi Soldier,

we are a Multinational Force

with overwhelming air superiority.

 

Would you like to be

one of the cripples

who are only lamented

in the charity ceremonies?

 

We want you to know the truth!

It is the actions of Saddam Hussein

which have forced the world to war

with Iraq.

 

You know you cannot win

against our fearsome troops

and the invincible best friend

of Allah.

 

We have no desire to harm

innocent people,

but Saddam is leading you

to certain death.

 

Put down your bombs.

Demand to go home.

You are weary of sand and sun

and sweat on your body

from senseless aggression.

 

Resistance is purposeless.

The outcome is inevitable.

Kuwait will be free from

Saddam’s aggression.

 

You are secretly admiring

the great leader, Saddam Hussein,

and asking yourself,

“Why am I here?”.

 

Your fellow soldiers

along the entire front

have either surrendered

or were killed by our bombs.

 

How do you like our Arab lands

where you cannot get

a Kentucky Fry Big Mac to eat

and you are always missing

your half-naked, immoral

sweetheart back home.

 

Save yourselves

and head toward the Saudi border

where you will be welcomed

as a brother.

 

Your American president

is losing allies.  He is like the stupid fox

that enters into the house

of the clever fox.

 

To seek refuge safely,

remove the magazine from your weapon,

raise both arms above your head

and approach our forces slowly.

 

Your Arab allies will turn

their weapons against U.S. soldiers

instead of Iraqis.

 

If you do this

you will not die.

 

Why be dead for your president’s

dumb mistake?