Uncoupled

Because, if you fuck him

in our turn-of-the-century Craftsman bungalow,

under the Egyptian-cotton sheets

where we vowed to hold our sacred bond

       above

       all

       else,

my heart will collapse in despair,

our children will suffer plagues of misfortune,

our families will wail and gnash their teeth,

and all who hold us in esteem

will mourn the loss

of another romantic construct

stripped of its false ornaments.

That is the story I tell myself

of divorce

and its malignant offspring.

It is a harrowing tale,

rooted in the same antiquated sentiment

that compelled us to declare,

       "'Til death do us part."

♦ ♦ ♦ ♦

But I can tell a different story,

a daring, triumphant one

that breaks this rising tide of borrowed myth

and bitter prophecy.

In this version, no child is marked by ash,

no curse descends,

the ground does not split open.

I forgive you for breaking rank.

You forgive me for making an altar of us,

then polishing the stones

as the fire went out.

We let the myth keep its martyrs

and learn, instead, the testimony of change,

how love can transform its shape

without vanishing.

Here, grief is not an executioner

but a midwife,

and the child she delivers

is not tragedy but a second life blinking

in the unfamiliar light.

We release each other back into the species,

leaving the altar unattended,

candles burned to the nub,

flowers gone to seed,

guests returned to their homes.

Vows, once living things,

are honored not for their endurance

but by their honest burial.

Nothing sacred is broken

because nothing sacred is owned,

and we, uncoupled,

are not the ruin foretold,

but two figures in the open air

astonished by how much

sky remains.

Creamy Mushroom & Cauliflower Soup

  When the temperature drops, you feel it in your bones.  This soup brings the kind of warm comfort that lingers.  A trio of mushrooms, a browned onion, and a whole cauliflower cook down into something velvety and deeply savory, built on structure rather than excess.  The thyme anchors it, the cayenne sharpens it, and the cream brings everything into focus without weighing it down. 

  Finish with warm sourdough and a drizzle of olive oil, and you get a quiet, reliable meal for a cold winter day.

INGREDIENTS 

• 4 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
• 2 tbsp butter
• 1 (8 oz) yellow onion, diced
• 6 cloves garlic, minced
• 16 oz baby bella mushrooms, roughly chopped
• 8 oz shitake mushrooms, roughly chopped
• 8 oz portobella mushroom caps, cleaned and roughly chopped
• 1 (8 0z) cauliflower head, cut into florets
• 4 oz fresh thyme
• 2 tbsp dried thyme
• 1 tbsp cayenne pepper
• 3 bay leaves
• 2 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
• 1 tbsp soy sauce
• 16 oz vegetable stock
• ½ cup heavy cream
• Sourdough bread
• Salt and Pepper

INSTRUCTIONS:

     1).  In a large pot, heat the butter and olive oil until butter is bubbling.

     2).  Sauté onions for 5-10 min on medium-high heat, until they begin to brown.

     3).  Stir in garlic until fragrant (2 min).

     4).  Add all mushrooms and sauté for 7-10 min, until the mushrooms have released their liquid.

     5).  Season with salt, pepper, dried thyme, and cayenne pepper; stir.

     6).  Add cauliflower, bay leaves, vegetable stock, Worcestershire and soy sauce.

     7).  Bright the pot to a boil, then reduce to a simmer; cover the pot and cook for 30 minutes.

     8).  Taste to adjust any seasonings.

     9).  Remove the pot from the heat source, pour in cream, and season with salt and pepper.  Let cool slightly, then use an immersion blender until smooth and creamy.

     9).  Serve with warm sourdough bread, a drizzle of olive oil and fresh thyme.

SERVES 6-7 

Iyla Grace 13.0

  Iyla Grace 13.0 is live──a teenager!  

  This release celebrates her journey toward young womanhood.  She is now fully immersed in hair, makeup, music, and fashion.  

  My Papa heart yearns for that baby girl who road the handlebars of my bike through East Austin.  Now she wears lip gloss and takes plane flights solo. 

  Still, there is some comfort in braces──those tiny metal parentheses around her smile are a lingering symbol of childhood.  Her sister promptly rebranded her:  Iyla "Brace" Lambert. 

  This version is packed with new delights, talents, and adventures.  I relish every moment, and I love her with all my heart.

  Happy Birthday, Iyla Grace!

Eloise Jane 9.0

   Eloise Jane v9.0 drops today, fully loaded with curiosity, compassion, and an unwavering affection for animals and insects.  Equipped with her sketchpad and boundless imagination, she captures the animal world's quirks and charms in her signature artistic style.

   This year's upgrade includes an aquatic turtle: a slow-and-steady companion to last year’s brood of neurotic chickens, who, despite the odds, remain alive and enthusiastic egg producers.

   Happy Birthday, Miss Eloise Jane Lambert. Every release is a gift from the gods! I love you so very much!

Marry-Me White Bean, Spinach & Sundried Tomato Skillet

  This creamy, flavor-packed skillet is love at first bite! Velvety white beans simmer in a garlicky sun-dried tomato sauce, folded with wilted spinach and finished with a melt of grated Parmesan for irresistible richness. It’s a one-pan wonder that’s hearty, wholesome, and irresistibly delicious ... The kind of dish that just might inspire a proposal.

Satisfying on its own, it also pairs nicely with pork tenderloin or a delicate white fish for a more elevated meal.

INGREDIENTS 

• 2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
• 3 tbsp butter
• ½ cup finely chopped green onions
• ½ cup drained, oil-packed sun-dried tomatoes, chopped
• 2 (5 oz) packages baby spinach
• ¼ cup chopped fresh basil
• 4 cloves garlic, minced
• 2 (15 oz) cans no-salt-added cannellini beans, rinsed; navy beans can be used as a substitute.
• ½ cup unsalted chicken broth
• ½ cup heavy cream
• ½ cup grated parmesan cheese
• ½ cup dry white wine
• 1 tsp chili flakes
• 2 tsp oregano
• Salt and Pepper

INSTRUCTIONS:

     1).  Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat.

     2).  Add onions and sun-dried tomatoes; cook, stirring often, until the onions are softened (5-10 min).

     3).  Add garlic, salt, chili flakes, and oregano; stir until fragrant (2-5 min).

     4).  Add wine and increase heat to medium-high; cook, stirring often until the wine is almost fully reduced (5-7 min).

     5).  Add spinach; cook, stirring until wilted (3-5 min).

     6).  Add beans and broth; cook, stirring gently until heated through (5-7 min).

     7).  Remote the skillet from heat.

     8).  Stir in the cream and Parmesan cheese.

     9).  Serve with sprinkles of Parmesan and basil.

SERVES 6 

Chicken & Vegetable Korma

    I was introduced to Indian cuisine while studying abroad in England ('95-'96).  At that time, a decent meal in town was most certainly not British in origin, but to be found in the rich, flavorful curries of Indian restaurants.  

    This creamy, mildly-spiced curry is the diplomatic middle child of the Curry Kingdom:  it gets along with everyone, offends no one, and still manages to be a favorite ... Accompany with Basmati rice and/or warm Naan bread.

INGREDIENTS 

• 2 tbsp vegetable oil
• 2 lb boneless, skinless chicken breasts
• 8 oz frozen peas
• 2 medium carrots, sliced in ½-inch pieces
• ½ lb golden potatoes, sliced in ½-inch pieces
• 8 oz cauliflower florets, cut in ½-inch pieces
• 8 oz chopped green beans
• 8 oz tomato puree
• 4 oz full-fat plain Greek yogurt
• 4 oz heavy cream
• 3 tbsp cashew butter (almond butter can be substituted, if necessary)
• 1 tsp ginger paste or freshly grated ginger
• 5 cloves garlic, minced
• 2 red chilies, finely chopped (deseed for less heat)
• 1 tsp cumin seeds
• 1 tsp ground turmeric
• 2 tsp garam masala
• 1 tsp coriander
• 1 tsp cayenne powder
• 1 tsp cinnamon
• 1 tsp cardamom
• Salt & Pepper

INSTRUCTIONS:

     1). Pound the chicken to tenderize, then cut into ¾-inch cubes and set aside.

     2). Boil water in a pot; add carrots, potatoes, cauliflower, green beans; cover and bring to a boil; cook for 10-15 min, until potatoes and carrots are fork tender; drain and set aside.

     3). Heat oil in a large skillet.

     4). Add onions with a tsp salt until soft and golden brown (15-20 min).

     5). Add garlic, ginger, chilis, and cumin seeds; cook until fragrant (5 min).

     6). Stir in garam masala, coriander, cayenne, cinnamon, turmeric, and cardamom; cook until fragrant (5 min).

     7). Add tomato puree, cashew butter and ½ cup water, plus a tsp salt; cook until oil starts to bubble up and shimmer on top.

     8). Immersion blend the sauce to a puree.

     9). Stir in chicken; cook, covered until cooked through (10-15 min); add more water, if needed, to prevent scorching.

     10). Add the peas, carrots, cauliflower, and green beans; simmer on low-medium heat, stirring frequently.

     11). Stir in the yogurt and cream; simmer on low heat to meld the flavors (5-10 min).

     12). Add salt and garam masala to taste.

Accompany with basmati rice and/or warm Naan bread

SERVES 8 

Beef Bourguignon

     Winter is a season for indulging warm comforts.  This hearty French stew, hailing from the Burgundy region, is great for cuddling by the fire.  It combines fork-tender chunks of beef with the deep flavors of red wine, mushrooms, and herbs ... Takes a full afternoon of prep, so plan accordingly.  I like to accompany with warm bread and a bottle of Pinot or Cabernet ... Bon Appétit! 

INGREDIENTS 

• 3 lbs boneless chuck roast, trim the fat and cut into 1-inch pieces
• 8 oz / 6 slices thick bacon, chopped
• 16 oz baby bella mushrooms, sliced
• 2 medium carrots, cut diagonally into 3/4-inch pieces
• 1 lb baby potatoes, halved
• 2 yellow onions, roughly chopped
• 10 oz frozen pearl onions
• 15 oz reduced-sodium beef broth
• 4 cloves minced garlic
• 4 tbsp unsalted butter
• 1 bottle dry red wine (Pinot or Cab)
• 2 tbsp tomato paste
• 2 tbsp flour
• Salt and pepper
• 6 sprigs fresh thyme (tied in a bundle)
• 2 whole bay leaves

INSTRUCTIONS:

     1).  Pat the beef dry and season with 2 tsp salt and 2 tsp black pepper.

     2).  Heat a large Dutch oven over medium heat.  Add the bacon and cook, stirring occasionally, until the bacon is browned and beinning to turn crisp and the fat has rendered (about 15 minutes).  Remove the bacon to a plate and set aside.

     3).  Add the mushrooms and 2 tbsp butter to the pot.  Stir to combine.  Sauté over medium heat until the mushrooms are nicely browned and have given up their liquid (about 12 minutes).  Add a pinch of salt and stir to coat.  Remove the mushrooms to a bowl and set aside.

     4).  Increase the Dutch over to medium-high heat.  Add a layer of beef cubes (you'll need to work in batches) and sear until the beef is nicely browned on all side (about 5 minutes).  You do not need to cook all the way through.  Remove the beef to a plate and set aside.  Repeat with remaining beef.

     5).  Carefully pour in about 1/5 of the bottle of wine.  Stir to scrape up any browned bits from the bottom of the pot (keep it in; that's flavor!).

     6).  Reduce the heat to medium.  Add the carrots, potatoes, onion, with 2 pinches of salt and 2 of pepper.  Sauté until the onions are lightly browned (about 15 minutes).

     7).  Stir in the garlic and tomato paste and cook for another minutes or two until fragrant.

     8).  Return the beef and bacon to the pot, along with any juices that have collected on the plate.

     9).  Add the remaining wine and broth.  Add the thyme and bay leaves.  Increase the heat to bring the liquid to a simmer.

     10).  Cover, then carefully transfer the pot to the oven.  Bake the beef bourguignon for 1.5 hours at 370 degrees until the meat and vegetables are fork tender.

     11).  In a small bowl, mash 2 tbsp butter and 2 tbsp flour together, then stir into the stew.

     12).  Stir in the pearl onions and mushrooms.  Bring the stew to a boil, then lower the heat and let simmer for 20 minutes.  Remove the thyme bundle and bay leaves before serving.  Salt and pepper to taste.

Accompany with warm bread and a bottle of Pinot or Cab.

SERVES 8