Tuesday, December 10, 2024

7th & Trinity

The man on the streetcorner huffs and puffs
and blows an angry wind at the passersby.

They recoil from his bloodshot eyes,
his blistered neck and forearms,
his indignant, wire-brush hair.

He argues aloud with himself.

Only the crimson-faced woman who swears 
that Elvis speaks to her through the commode
will challenge him.

They shout absurdities across the intersection
while pedestrians hurry past,
studying their shoes,
their phones.

The pedestrians also carry on conversations
with themselves,
ones they have learned to conduct silently.

They rehearse old grievances,
deliver eloquent speeches to absent adversaries,
plot revenge,
imagine escape.;

Traffic barrels beneath the office towers.

Drivers hurl obscenities
from air-conditioned boxes.

A couple stumbles into the road 
before an approaching tour bus.

The bus swerves.

A horn screams.

An SUV slams its brakes.

For one bright second,
the whole city shows its teeth.

The couple regains the sidewalk.

Drivers continue on their way.

No one is struck.
No one is saved.

The man on the corner loses his place,
starts again.

The crimson-faced woman resumes 
shouting at him.

Their voices fade beneath the traffic.

The crowd parts around them.

I find myself hoping 
someone, somewhere
is waiting up for those two.

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Iyla Grace 12.0

   Iyla Grace 12.0 is a Tween!  Just look at this young lady:  she wears makeup; she has attitude; she converses endlessly with her friends; is obessessed with Taylor ("Tay Tay") Swift and similiar artists.

   This was the first Halloween I did not take Iyla Trick-or-Treating.  It hurt my Papa heart to hear her say, "I'm sorry, Papa, but I want to go with my friends."  She is growing up, and I must let her.

   For Iyla's birthday, she will receive an iWatch so that we may communicate with her and know her location at all times ... She wanted a phone, but, we are not ready for that.

   Art and Theater remain passions.  Iyla is enrolled in Choir and Musical Theater at Middle School and participates in a private theater conservatory on weekends.

   I love her so much ... Happy Birthday, my Darling Iyla Grace!






Saturday, August 17, 2024

Tongues

        Brothers and Sisters,
        raise your hands to the Lord.
        Invite his Holy Spirit to fill your vessel
        with his wonderous love.     
        Hallelujah! 

        Can I get an 'Amen'?

        Ah-shah-la-la Me-kah-show-nah-teh,
        Oh-nah-tah-shah Me-kah-tah-neh
        Key-lo-mah-tah-tah-weh.

Speaking in Tounges, they called it.

Most merely stood in their pew
muttering at the ceiling,
our Old Man among them.

I studied his cadence 
and learned to mimic the routine
so as not to be singled out for unbelief.

The grander the display the brighter
the accolades from church elders.

Some danced in the aisles.

Others launched into convulsive fits.

The best of them was Sister Mary Hoagarten,
a lowly widow from East Kansas City
with a silver bird's nest of hair
and bellowing, staccato delivery.

Mary committed to her performance.

She was method,

drawing from a boundless well
of resentment and betrayal
to deliver her weekly self-exorcism.

Mary howled and flailed about,
always ending her number 
with a flurry of guttural yawps 
that climaxed in abrupt silence,
centering the congregation
in solemn reflection.

Mary enjoyed a long and storied run
as the High Priestess of Spectacle

until Lester Hollinger joined the congregation.

Brother Lester was a towering, erudite bachelor,
always in the same charcoal undertaker's suit.

He never missed an opportunity
to showcase his biblical memorization.

One Sunday morning,
Lester descended from the foyer
and assisted Mary off the carpet.

He ushered her to her seat,
shuffled to the microphone,
cleared his throat,
and delivered an 
Interpretation of Tongues:

        Praise the Lord.  

        Our Heavenly Father has revealed to me, 
        his humble servant,
        the message hidden within 
        Sister Mary's utterance.
 
        Indeed, it is a passage from the Holy Book.

        I Corinthians 14:28: 
        'Let her keep silent in the church, 
        and let her speak only to herself 
        and to God.'

Monday, July 22, 2024

Eloise Jane 8.0


     Eloise Jane version 8.0 drops today.  This release is packed with curiosity and affection for animals and insects.  Eloise consumes endless video content about the animal world.  She desires an army of pets.  She scolds me for killing hornets and scorpions in the house, pleading with their executioner to show mercy.

     For her birthday, Eloise is receiving the gift of (and responsibility for) chickens.  Let's hope that, come v9.0 release, those chickens are still clucking.

     Happy Birthday, Miss Eloise Jane Lambert.  You make my heart oh so very happy!