Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Sick Day

Washed into the shallows of an uptown bar.

Drifting in and out of the daily news.

Coming up only to tip the glass 
or the ruby-lipped waitress.  

Outside, faceless sharks in corporate attire
maneuver between bento-box lunches
and the office cubicle.

This is as much as I will attempt today:

       feigning illness
       for a few deep breaths
       above the waterline.

Christ, they'll drag you under
if you surrender to it.

Poor Bernard, last week 
suffered a coronary at his station.
Colleagues stepped past him for hours 
presuming an afternoon nap.

Helen survived twenty-nine years
at the company,
then died in a traffic accident
driving home from her retirement party.

They were feeder fish,

swimming the same current
until a tide of misfortune
left them flapping on the shore.

Not me.

I am throwing back pints mid-day
crafting another exit strategy
that will evaporate with the alcohol.

This one involves a holy book
authored under mysterious circumstances,

a cryptic luminary with blinding charisma
and undiagnosed sociopathy,

tax exempt status,

a call center in India
that provides spiritual counseling
to the downtrodden.

For a modest donation
you too
can experience a wave of miracles
in your life.


**First published in Ink Nest Poetry magazine

Friday, October 1, 2010

Curried Potato and Vegetable Soup

     "It was all yellow" . . . Autumn is afoot and soon the summer vegetables will retire for the season.  Take the opportunity to enjoy this delicious, yellow summer soup . . . Bon Appétit.


INGREDIENTS 
  • 4 tbsp butter
  • 1 yellow onion, finely chopped
  • 2 small yellow summer squash, roughly chopped
  • 1 yellow bell pepper, chopped
  • 1 cup corn kernels
  • 2 cups cauliflower florets, roughly chopped (about 1/2 a head)
  • 1 1/2  lbs Yukon Gold potatoes, quartered and cut into 1/2-inch  slices
  • 2 carrots, chopped
  • 1 cup button mushrooms, chopped
  • 4 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 lemon
  • 1 tbsp shaved ginger
  • 1 teaspoon cumin seeds
  • 4 teaspoons curry powder
  • 1 teaspoon tumeric
  • 1 teaspoon yellow mustard seeds
  • 5 tablespoons sea salt
  • 3 tablespoons cracked pepper
  • 4 cups vegetable broth
  • 2 cups water
          GARNISH
  • 1/2 cup fresh cilantro leaves
          ACCOMPANIMENT
  • Cheese, nuts, crackers; white or rose wine


     1).  In a large stock pot, melt butter over medium-high heat.  Add the oniongarlicgingerbell pepper and carrot.  Stir in tumericmustard seed, cumin seeds and curry powder until everything is well coated.  Cook, stirring occasionally, until onions are soft and bell pepper is lightly browned (12-15 minutes).

     2).  Add the vegetable brothwaterpotatoes, cauliflower, mushrooms, salt and pepper.  Increase heat and bring to a boil, then reduce to medium-low and let simmer uncovered for 20 minutes.

     3).  Add the corn and summer squash.  Zest a full lemon into the pot, then add juice of the lemon.  Stir.  Cook 10 minutes more, until vegetables are heated through.  Use an immersion blender to purée 1/3 to 1/2 of the soup (depending on your consistency preference).  Adjust seasonings to taste.

     4).  Ladle soup into individual serving bowls and top with fresh cilantro leaves. 

 Accompany with cheese, nuts and crackers.

SERVES 6

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Mission Accomplished

We came.

We conquered.

We blundered.

We recovered.

We declared
victory,

then abandoned
them.

One tyrant fmaily,

half-a-million
men, women,
children
dead
in
Iraq.


You're Welcome

       ~ America

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Big Bend National Park: Chapter 1

My friend, British Andy, and I spent a week in April gallivanting around West Texas, including stop-overs in Marathon, Terlingua and Marfa, an overnight in the Chisos Mountains and two days canoeing the mighty Rio Grande river.

Below is the first installment of dispatches from our trip:

1) "We Are Those Idiots"

Our first day in the park, Andy and I pitched a tent at the Chisos Basin campground, then set off on foot to explore the much-hyped "Window" formation.  The Window trail  descends 800 elevated feet from camp, is flanked by the rugged Chisos peaks and is just shy of five miles roundtrip.

Andy and I consider ourselves experienced outdoorsmen and dismissed warnings from a Park Ranger earlier that morning ("watch for bears, mountain lions, rattle snakes"; "don't leave food in the tent"; "always bring enough water with you") as elementary instruction for the rookie camper.

A modest hour's hike and we'd reached our destination.  The photo to the right depicts the view from The Window, a narrow crevice splitting the canyon wall atop a two-hundred-foot drop-off   We paused here awhile, took in the rugged landscape, drank water and snacked (that's Andy in the photo offering me sausage).  Had we returned then to camp, the hike would have concluded without incident.

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It was Andy who spotted the Oak Spring Trail sign just up from the Window.  Our efforts to that point had passed simply enough.  The Chisos peaks provided ample shade through the canyon.  Inspired by our surroundings and eager for adventure, we decided to investigate the Spring, another four miles roundtrip.

The first quarter mile of the Spring hike is a steep climb up the mountain side, and well worth the effort as the panoramic view from atop the peak is impressive.  I recalled the Park Ranger informing us that Apache Indians once inhabited this area.  Their watchful scouts likely chose such a spot to sight enemy intruders. 

From this vantage point we glimpsed the Spring below us, nearly two miles in the distance, marked by a cluster of lush trees and foliage.  The trail zigzagged down the mountainside, at times hugging a narrow edge.  I pictured what the next hour would bring, a slow trudge downward over sharp, loose rock with no reprieve from the afternoon sun.  Still, there lay the Spring off in the distance, an Oasis in the wilderness.  I envisioned cool, shaded waters and grassy shoreline. We marched onward down the mountainside.

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"This can't be it," Andy muttered upon arrival.  "Perhaps, we missed it," I added.

Before us lay a trickle of water small enough to step over, a foul odor rising from the stagnant pools nearby.  We wet our heads to fend off the heat and searched for the Spring but found only a rusted sign that noted additional trail heads and this oddly-shaped tree (see photo left) growing horizontally along the ground.

I later discovered an interesting fact about this tree.  Appears the natives would mark a good campsite by tying down a sapling.  With maturity, the tree naturally assumed a horizontal or bowed posture. This is one such "marker tree".

In our confusion over the Spring location, we traversed a utility road for an additional mile before realizing our mistake and returning to the tree.  I drank the last of my water, wiped the sweat from my face and suggested we return to camp.  Andy, however, was determined not to be let down this day and lobbied for the Cattail Falls Trail noted on the sign, an additional two miles round-trip.

"Just think, a lovely waterfall?  We'll take a swim and refresh ourselves for the return."

I was reluctant, already calculating 4.5 miles back up the mountain.  Adding additional miles to what would likely amount to further disappointment seemed unwarranted.  Out of water and out of food, a cold beer and a campfire sounded more appealing. On the other hand, if there was a waterfall, a cold swim would be glorious.

As we discussed the Falls hike, I happened to spot three walking sticks resting against a covered segment of the marker tree.  Andy and I hadn't encountered another human in hours and quickly surmised the sticks were abandoned.  Perhaps it is a sign, I thought, that the gods were shining favorably upon us.  Andy agreed to share his remaining water.  We each selected a  walking stick and set off for Cattail Falls.

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On route to the Falls, there was no shade to offer reprieve.  The temperature topped 100 degrees.  I experienced signs of pending heat exhaustion:  the slight onset of a headache and edema (finger swelling) such that I couldn't make a fist.  Andy was in a similar state, sweating profusely, face flush as a tomato.

"What shall we name our walking sticks, then?" I asked.  "Travel companions such as these should have proper names. Hey, what's the name of your friend in New York, the tough, hard-drinking gal?"

"Lee Hunt."

"That's it!  A fantastic name.  Rugged.  Sounds like an action hero . . . Hence forth, you shall be called 'Lee Hunt'!"

Andy stuck with the action-figure theme and dubbed his 'Lightning Storm'.  A few jabs later over who authored the superior name – and whose stick would destroy the other in action-figure combat – and we had reached the base of the falls.

The sound of rushing water brought welcome relief.  Andy dropped his bag and marched straight into the pool collecting beneath the falls (look closely for him in the photo, right).  He shouted as his body met the cold, spring water, sounding an impressive echo through the canyon.  We announced our travel companions, "Lee Hunt" and "Lightning Storm", to the local wild life.  They were unimpressed.

I followed suit into the water and enjoyed several minutes of bliss as my body temperature normalized.  Somewhere high above us was The Window formation, our original half-way point.  If only there was an elevator, I thought.

The water tasted metallic, and I was uncertain if that should be a warning sign.  I chose not to fill my bottle and later reconsidered the wisdom of that decision.  In fact, I learned we were not supposed to be swimming at all in the pool as it supplied the area with drinkable water . . . Andy and I rested awhile in the shade of the cliffs, then agreed we should return to camp before nightfall.

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"Humans are most likely to encounter wild animals just before sunset."  

I recalled the Park Ranger's words as we traversed the rocky path back up the mountain.  It was slow going over the loose rock.  Few words were spoke between us.  All of our energies were required to navigate the heat and the climb.  We paused often for a breather and to ration the remaining drops of Andy's water supply.

When the water ran out, the edema and headache returned.  I spotted mountain lion tracks along the trail and occupied my mind by imagining an encounter with a hungry mother and her cubs.  At each bend in the trail I envisioned her steely gaze upon us, approaching stealthily, sensing our weakened condition.

Andy, no doubt, would scream for his mommy, then collapse into a submissive position, leaving me and "Lee Hunt" to confront the beast.  I would manage to scare her off with an intimidating display of force, but not before a fierce exchange of blows left us both battered and bloody.

Apache scouts, high above on horseback, would sit in wonderment, impressed by the bravery of this formidable white man.

Andy would thank me for saving his life.  "All in a day's work", I'd say, helping him to his feet.  "Now wipe your tears."

Our journey back to the campsite was grueling.  People claim the trip home always seems shorter.  I find the opposite to be true.  Perhaps it is the anticipation of pursuing a destination that suspends time, but I am far more aware of its passing on the return.

At times, I thought we may have to stop for the night, exhausted and unable to push on.  Still, we made it back by dusk, both of us collapsing in a heap beneath the shade of the cedar trees.  I lay motionless on the ground, soaking my skull in a wet towel as the West Texas sun dipped below the crest of the Chisos mountains.

Andy stirred an hour later to prepare a meal of warm meat and vegetables.  We regained enough strength to pass the whiskey bottle and drown ourselves in cold beer, then passed out in a state of delirium, leaving the tent flap open (I later discovered) in the event a bear wished to investigate our supplies.



Later that night, Andy and I awoke in a startled and dazed condition, overcome by a ravenous water craving.  I fumbled in the dark for our jug and we took turns gulping down the magic liquid.

"I've a terrible headache," Andy proclaimed.

Jesus, I thought, we are those idiots the Park Ranger had in mind.

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(Lee Hunt and me:  Lion defense posture)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Chicken Tortilla Soup

     As a student and fan of all things "soup", I hereby inaugurate the Lambert family catalog of recipes with a personal favorite.  Chicken Tortilla Soup is a staple of the Austin taqueria scene.  Here I've borrowed what I consider the best elements from local haunts . . . Buen provecho.


INGREDIENTS
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 1 medium yellow onion, finely chopped
  • 4 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 teaspoon chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon ancho chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 2 teaspoons cumin
  • 2 (12 ounce) cans fire-roasted, crushed tomatoes
  • 4 cups low-sodium chicken broth
  • 1 cup water
  • 3/4 cup whole corn kernels, cooked (I use frozen)
  • 1/3 cup white hominy, rinsed and drained
  • 1 (4 ounce) can chopped green chili peppers
  • 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, rinsed and drained
  • 4 tablespoons cilantro leaves, roughly chopped
  • 3 cups chicken breast, cooked and shredded (I use a precooked rotisserie)
  • 2 jalapeño peppers, seeded (leave a few, or all, if you like it spicy) and chopped
  • 1 fresh lime, juice of
          GARNISH
  • crushed tortilla chips
  • shredded Monterey Jack cheese
  • sliced avocado (optional)
  • fresh cilantro leaves
          ACCOMPANIMENT
  • chips & salsa or guacamole


     1).  In a medium stock pot, warm oil over medium heat. Sauté onion and garlic until soft (10-15 minutes).

     2).  Stir in chili powders, cumin, cayenne pepper, tomatoes, broth and water.  Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to medium-low and simmer 5 to 10 minutes.

     3).  Stir in corn, hominy, chili peppers, jalapenos, lime and cilantro.  Let simmer for 1 hour allowing flavors to come together.  Stir occasionally.

     4).  Add beans and chicken.  Simmer 10 more minutes.

     5).  Ladle soup into individual serving bowls and top with crushed tortilla chips, shredded cheese, fresh cilantro and / or avocado slices.

     Pair with a bottle of your favorite Spanish wine.

SERVES 8

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Notes On The Cat

His breath reeks of a sewer.

He claws the living room furniture,
eats bugs, 
paint chips, 
lint.

He chews electric cords,
window shades,
pries the hair from his tail.

He swallows the hair.

"What is wrong with him?" I ask.

"He's just a baby," she replies.

She allows him on her side of the bed.

In the night, I am awakened 
by curious paws 
marching across my chest.

Mornings, he follows me 
around the house,
shamelessly soliciting attention.

Having been up for hours
chasing ghosts 
and god knows what else,
his fleet disposition 
collides with my waking stupor.

He will burst into a full sprint.

A peculiar warbling sound rises
from his throat.

He leaps from floor to couch 
to coffee table,
back to couch, 
off my torso
and into the next room,
emerging seconds later 
as cool as a hundred-dollar bill.

Taking him in my palm,
he licks condensation 
from my ice water,
licks my chin, lovingly,

then tends to his asshole.

When I eat, he eats.

When I nap, he naps (atop me).

When I pee, he reports to his litter box.

When I am in the shower, he perches 
behind the clear plastic liner
observing a kaleidoscope of movement
with childlike wonder.

Once, our vet informed us 
he had intestinal worms.  

The worms fed on the bugs, 
lint, and things.

We administered medication,
but the meds caused his litter to sour.

The stench would turn back armies.

I resolved to maintain distance
pending a full recovery.

We laid towels beside the fireplace
to seduce him from the bed,
only to awake with his curled mass
'round my head, 
motoring like a crazed engine, 
a ticking bomb,
sleepy paws outstretched,

heart open as wide 
as the bedroom door
I failed to latch.


**First published in Peeking Cat Poetry magazine

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Why a Blog?

Because this morning I encountered more grey hair.  
Because I am not out drinking as often these days.  
Because the wife goes to bed at 9:00 pm.  
Because no one writes letters anymore, and I greatly dislike the telephone.  
Because last month I turned forty.

I want to get it all down for the record,
for the little ones I want very much to know me,
and for the creatures that come after.

A blog is testimony.
A blog is material evidence.
A blog leaves a permanent mark,
at least until the internet goes kaput.

For Iyla, Eloise, and Arlo.