Lambasted
Tuesday, December 10, 2024
Two Step
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Iyla Grace 12.0
Iyla Grace 12.0 is a Tween! Just look at this young lady: she wears makeup; she has attitude; she converses endlessly with her friends; is obessessed with Taylor ("Tay Tay") Swift and similiar artists.
This was the first Halloween I did not take Iyla Trick-or-Treating. It hurt my Papa heart to hear her say, "I'm sorry, Papa, but I want to go with my friends." She is growing up, and I must let her.
For Iyla's birthday, she will receive an iWatch so that we may communicate with her and know her location at all times ... She wanted a phone, but, we are not ready for that.
Art and Theater remain passions. Iyla is enrolled in Choir and Musical Theater at Middle School and participates in a private theater conservatory on weekends.
I love her so much ... Happy Birthday, my Darling Iyla Grace!
Saturday, August 17, 2024
Tongues
Brothers and Sisters,raise your hands to the Lord.Invite his Holy Spirit to fill your vesselwith his wonderous love.Hallelujah! Can I get an 'Amen'?Ah-shah-la-la Me-kah-show-nah-teh,Oh-nah-tah-shah Me-kah-tah-nehKey-lo-mah-tah-tah-weh.
Brothers, Sisters, our Lord and Savior
has revealed to me, his humble servant,
the message within Sister Mary's utterance.Indeed, it is a passage from the Holy Book:
I Corinthians 14:27-28.
'Let her keep silent in the church,
and let her speak only to herself and to God.'
Monday, July 22, 2024
Eloise Jane 8.0
Eloise Jane version 8.0 drops today. This release is packed with curiosity and affection for animals and insects. Eloise consumes endless video content about the animal world. She desires an army of pets. She scolds me for killing hornets and scorpions in the house, pleading with their executioner to show mercy.
For her birthday, Eloise is receiving the gift of (and responsibility for) chickens. Let's hope that, come v9.0 release, those chickens are still clucking.
Happy Birthday, Miss Eloise Jane Lambert. You make my heart oh so very happy!
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
W.S.B.
"Pardon me, Mr. Burroughs.I am just a B-I-G admirerof your writing ...May I offer you a tequila, Sir?""Why, certainly, young man."
These are the eyes that starred downthe barrel of a revolverpointed at his wife's cranium (pow!),eyes that peered unflinchinglyinto a drug-crazed abyss,eyes that crawled like an insect overcountless young male bodies.
Is this old queen expecting a come-on?!
"How did it go?" the bartender asked."Oh, brilliant ... Yeah ...One for the memoires."
Sunday, November 12, 2023
Iyla Grace 11.0
Iyla Grace 11.0 arrives with some delightful upgrades, including a command of language and reading beyond her years. This release is more independent and engaged with peers. She talks on the phone with her "besties" every day who collaborate on short-film projects written and directed by You-Know-Who.
Like her Papa, Iyla is most comfortable alone with her thoughts. Daily, she walks the property carrying on conversations with herself, often experimenting with narrative and characters that will comprise her next film script. To an outsider, this behavior may seem peculiar -- girl alone, talking aloud; to me, it is a showcase for immense, creative imagination.
Happy Birthday, my Darling Iyla Grace!